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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for Advil and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 
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Originally Posted by Naturally Oh now see ..#24 I did when I was younger ...cause it was cheaper ...and gave you that extra edge at the bars ..you were already buzzed so the guys were already cute! LOL
*lmao* I still do the same. but my problem is that the guys still don´t get cuter. this doesn´t really work for me ;-(
 
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Okay,okay,I admit(too tired to fight)it's almost all true, but what about #23?Does spending time at MUT count as serious computer work?If not, there's a little hope left for me...?LOL!

 
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When I hear my fav song in an elevator..I am really gonna run!


 
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Originally Posted by Naturally LOL we used to drink at home before we went out clubbing ...we used to go in before Cover Charge times ..get our hands stamped and go somewhere else (where liquor was cheaper) ..then go back later! That is soooo funny. We used to do that too! We're not cheap, we're smart and save money that way.
 
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Gosh I identify with almost all of those! But I'm still a fun girl, I promise!


 
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Same here!

Originally Posted by tashbash Gosh I identify with almost all of those! But I'm still a fun girl, I promise!
 
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lmao thats so funny! i would have sex anywhere twin bed or not so i guess im not grown up yet!


 

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