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Got this in my email... lol at some of it...




Think You're Having A Bad Day . . . . check out

these actual cases:

>

> Fire authorities in California found a corpse

in a burned-out section

> of

> forest while assessing the damage done by a

forest fire. The, deceased

> male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete

with scuba tanks on his

> back,

> flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem test

revealed that the man died

> not

> from burns, but from massive internal injuries.

Dental

> records provided a

> positive identification. Investigators then

set about to determine

> how a

> fully-clad diver ended up in the middle of

a forest fire. It was

> revealed

> that on the day of the fire, the man

went diving off the coast, some 20

> miles from the forest. The fire

fighters, seeking to control the fire

> as

> quickly as possible, had called in a fleet

of helicopters with very

> large

> dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean

and emptied at the site of

> the forest fire. You guessed it. One minute

our diver was making like

> Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing

the breast stroke in a

> fire dip

> bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just

doesn't pay to get out

> of bed.

> ____________________

>

> Still think you're having a bad day?

>

> A man was working on his motorcycle on the

patio, his wife nearby in

> the

> kitchen. While racing the engine, the

motorcycle accidentally slipped

> into

> gear. The man, still holding onto the

handlebars, was dragged along

> as it

> burst through the glass patio doors. His wife,

hearing the crash, ran

> in the

> room to find her cut and bleeding husband, the

motorcycle, and the

>

> shattered patio door. She called for an

ambulance; and, because the

>

> house sat on a fairly large hill, went down

the several flights of

> stairs to

>

> meet the paramedics and escort them to her

husband. While the

>

> attendants were loading her husband, the wife

managed to right the

>

> motorcycle and push it outside. She also

quickly blotted up the

> spilled gasoline with some paper towels and

tossed them into the

> toilet.

>

> After being treated and released, the man

returned home, looked at the

> shattered patio door and the damage done to

his motorcycle. He went

> into

> the bathroom and consoled himself with a

cigarette while attending to

> his

> business. About to stand, he flipped the butt

between his legs. His

> wife,

> who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion

and her husband

> screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom

floor with his trousers

>

> blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and

groin, she once again

>

> phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic

crew was dispatched.

>

> As the paramedics carried the man down the

stairs to the ambulance,

>

> they asked the wife how he had come to burn!

himself. She told them.

>

> They started laughing so hard, one slipped,

tipping the stretcher and

>

> dumped the husband out. He fell down the

remaining stairs, breaking

> his arm.

> ____________________

>

> Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could

be worse . . .

>

> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after

the Exxon Valdez oil

> spill

> in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,

two of the most

> expensive

> "saved animals" were being released back into

the wild amid cheers and

> applause from onlookers. A minute later, in

full view, a killer whale

> ate

> them both.

> ____________________

>

> Still think you are having a bad day?

>

> A woman came home to find her husband in the

kitchen shaking

> frantically,

> almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of

wire running from his

> waist

> towards the electric kettle. Intending to

jolt him away from the

> deadly

> current, she whacked him with a handy plank of

wood, breaking his arm

> in

> two places. Up to that moment, he had been

happily listening to his

> walkman.

> ____________________

>

> STILL think you're having a bad day?

>

> Two animal rights protesters were protesting

at the cruelty of

> sending pigs

> to a slaughter house in Bonn, Germany.

Suddenly, all two thousand

> pigs broke

> loose and escaped through a broken fence,

stampeding madly. The two

> helpless

> protesters were trampled to death.

> ____________________

>

> What?! STILL having a bad day??

>

> Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay

enough postage on a letter

> bomb.

> It came back with "return to sender" stamped on

it. Forgetting it was

> the

> bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

 

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