NEWSFLASH!!!! This just in.... local KFC bombarded with protestors claiming their chickens are injected with female estrogen hormones. We caught up with former KFC eater Michael Stype who led the protest but he had no comment at press time.... Pam on the other hand, says she "loves KFC and will continue to eat it 6 times a day." More news at 11. Stay tuned.
I don't know who the guy is, but we sure could have used him and his candle head down here in Florida when the power was out for 4 days after Hurricane Francis, ummmmmm, has far has Pam goes? I guess she would have made a good floatation device if we'd of had any flooding.