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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing

it apart to remove the sports section...Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the

joy of seeing you...Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and

never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...Buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long

and wherever you want...Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a

crap about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic

movies...Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm

your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if

you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when

you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...........







Then my friend, Buy a cat!



 
LMAO!!! I was waiting for the "MAN" at the end, but NO.. who needs them anyway!!!

 
That was well said
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because a cat will sure not pay you any mind, and only comes to you when it wants to eat, basically, but a dog will do everything you want it to do, so which one do you want? ..........you decide!
 
This is hilarious--I showed it to my husband and he laughed, too. We have 3 dogs/ 3 cats, so I knoW exactly what this joke is about--the TRUTH! (But I love my cats just as dearly; they have their own special ways of displaying and giving affection. And they accept you utterly, too.) But what a funny, funny joke--thanks for making me laugh!
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I left you a comment about :icon_loveBoodle :icon_loveon the "smoking" thread..where you posted his picture.

 
o my goodness ... i was waiting for "buy a man" when i was scrolling down ... lol

 

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