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PMSL! The funniest part for me was when he took the 2nd guys frink & poured it over himself & the guy chased him down the road


 
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

 
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Wow I think I should tell my Fiance to join this evening class. It's a Appropriate class for all nonorganized men. Thanks for share Laura...

 
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Oh I am well organized as a man!






Originally Posted by Miranhat

Wow I think I should tell my Fiance to join this evening class. It's a Appropriate class for all nonorganized men. Thanks for share Laura...



 
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@Tony

An artist, a lawyer, and a MakeUpTalk Admin are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The MakeUpTalk Admin says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"



@ everybody else.

12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts

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I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

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I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

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I will get dressed before noon.

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I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

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I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

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I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

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I will read a book... if I still remember how.

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I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

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I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

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1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

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I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

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Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

I soooo see myself in this!!


 
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Originally Posted by Tony(admin) Oh I am well organized as a man!
Ahem...Oh really.....Good Tony....Keep it Up
Good Boy
 
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Originally Posted by HarleyMom My hubby got an F- in this class
lol...not only your huby I think most huby will fail at begining of this class..But this is would best idea if they have one....perhaps 2 days per week....what do you think??
I need this class for mine dad too...


 

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