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I've been having crazy mood swings

during my menopause. My husband

bought me a mood ring the other day,

so he would be able to monitor my moods.



We've discovered that

when I'm in a good mood,

it turns a beautiful blue-green.



When I'm in a bad mood, it turns black.



It also leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've

got nothing to put in it.

She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?

He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . ... . That's a good idea - you stand by the

ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the

grocery money I gave you?

She said . .. .Turn sideways and look in the

mirror!!

 
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Does anyone else have any funny jokes or anything to add to this thread. I found a few really funny one's.
 
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