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I've been having crazy mood swings
during my menopause. My husband
bought me a mood ring the other day,
so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood,
it turns a beautiful blue-green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it turns black.
It also leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?
He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . ... . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . .. .Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!!
I've been having crazy mood swings
during my menopause. My husband
bought me a mood ring the other day,
so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood,
it turns a beautiful blue-green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it turns black.
It also leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . . You wear pants don't you?
He said ... . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . ... . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . .. .Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!!
