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Hi all,

I thought I'd share this forward from a friend of mine from Australia. It's sorta "anti-women" but you know it's in jest. I can hear men snorkling from around the world and women groaning ... lol... Anyway... here it is:

Subject: Fw: Men Strike Back!!!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can

walk down the street with a bald head and a beer

gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

 
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Ok let good ol' Tonmiester BREAK THE SILENCE!

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Originally Posted by Californian

Hi all,I thought I'd share this forward from a friend of mine from Australia. It's sorta "anti-women" but you know it's in jest. I can hear men snorkling from around the world and women groaning ... lol... Anyway... here it is:

Subject: Fw: Men Strike Back!!!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

------------------------------------------------

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

--------------------------------------------------

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

---------------------------------

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

-----------------------------------------------

How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

---------------------------------------

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

-----------------------------------------

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

---------------------------------------

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

-------------------------------------------

I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

-----------------------------------------

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

----------------------------------------

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

---------------------------------------------

Women will never be equal to men until they can

walk down the street with a bald head and a beer

gut, and still think they are sexy.

------------------------------------

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.





 
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Originally Posted by Tony(admin) Ok let good ol' Tonmiester BREAK THE SILENCE!
^5


LOL... this was worth a good laugh!
 

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This is funny! I'm from a country of strong women (Finland) that even has a woman president currently and most women choose a career over staying home with the kids and get higher educations than men. It's been interesting to compare the society and how women are being perceived here in the US vs where I grew up. I actually enjoy the jokes and talks about the differences between men and women. I think men need to be men and women need to be women. How boring would it be if we were to be the same. Needless to say I'm not a feminist.


 

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