The good news is, I am THIS CLOSE to being able to say I've lost 100 pounds. About 96, actually, and have dropped from a size 36 to a 24.
The bad news is, what dropping that much weight uncovers! My butt is lopsided. My left cheek is bigger, a bit "hippier," and sticks out further on both the side and the, um, rear view. My right hip and butt is much flatter; this may be due to a childhood car accident which affected the hip and thigh, leaving the right leg weaker (and I walk with a slight limp, which further complicates things) although my right side is technically the dominant side.
I knew this three years ago when I was pushing 350 pounds, but losing the weight has made it more apparent--at least to my critical eye. My husband sometimes has to convince me that I don't have a tuchas tumor--the thing has not grown, aside from the kind of growth you get when you overdo it on the Oreos. Now, I have no idea what to do to get something closer to a matching butt. I'd like to be able to wear pants sometime in my life; right now I cannot find a pair that fit me right, because of my half-a$$ed a$$.
The bad news is, what dropping that much weight uncovers! My butt is lopsided. My left cheek is bigger, a bit "hippier," and sticks out further on both the side and the, um, rear view. My right hip and butt is much flatter; this may be due to a childhood car accident which affected the hip and thigh, leaving the right leg weaker (and I walk with a slight limp, which further complicates things) although my right side is technically the dominant side.
I knew this three years ago when I was pushing 350 pounds, but losing the weight has made it more apparent--at least to my critical eye. My husband sometimes has to convince me that I don't have a tuchas tumor--the thing has not grown, aside from the kind of growth you get when you overdo it on the Oreos. Now, I have no idea what to do to get something closer to a matching butt. I'd like to be able to wear pants sometime in my life; right now I cannot find a pair that fit me right, because of my half-a$$ed a$$.