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Subject: 12 ways chocolate is better than sex





1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.
9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.


11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.
12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!






 
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No wonder so many women are hooked on chocolate.
Why is it that men don't really care for chocolate as much as women do???

 
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I think chocolate has that chemical tryptophan (sp) in it or something. During a woman's period, she often craves it due to hormonal imbalances.

Oh well. Could be worse! Or, could it?


 
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Originally Posted by Californian

I think chocolate has that chemical tryptophan (sp) in it or something. During a woman's period, she often craves it due to hormonal imbalances.
Oh well. Could be worse! Or, could it?





Now im a Turkey Baster
 
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Well, turkey also has trypothan (must look up how to spell that!). But, I'm not sure exactly how to take Tony's comment


Originally Posted by Californian What?????? Am I missing something?
 
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Oh dont mind me girls, I was just fooling around.

Lay it out to me girls, what did you all think I meant by that comment? (just wondering here)

 
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... Well, I thought you meant that you had a "special" attraction for turkeys. It's ok, we like you anyway. Just check out www.turkeys-anonymous.com I've heard that they have a 12-step "turkey issues" program. Sincerely, Californian

 
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Speaking of turkey basters, did you hear about that lesbien couple that used a turkey baster to inseminate the other, turns out the baby was born on Thanksgiven!! Now thats ironic!!! Originally Posted by Tony(admin) Turkey Basters Unite!!! ^5
 
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OMG, did you hear me...OMG!!


The real question is, where did they get the sperm?






Originally Posted by Tinydancer

Speaking of turkey basters, did you hear about that lesbien couple that used a turkey baster to inseminate the other, turns out the baby was born on Thanksgiven!! Now thats ironic!!!



 
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I did hear about the lesbians and the turkey baster, but born on Thanksgiving? Is that a joke? That's hilarious!!!!!!! That poor kid's father is a plunger. Wow.



Originally Posted by Tinydancer Speaking of turkey basters, did you hear about that lesbien couple that used a turkey baster to inseminate the other, turns out the baby was born on Thanksgiven!! Now thats ironic!!!
 

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