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I don't know if this is true or not but its pretty freaking hilarious. Note Rob Thomas wife's name.

Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob Thomas

Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new,

previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:

Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for

many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that,

believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much

everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just walked

into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass

on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn't there. So even if it is

not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise

being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in

Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation

that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but

never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise

goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around

him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for

indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise's

housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted

to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In

each instance, the "relationship" is actually a contract that gives the

women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago, Marisol,

the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his

own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing

Cruise's people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second,

Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend.

Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba

(#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally

targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen

Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the

one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the

right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's

behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah.

Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its

normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second page news while the

tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had

to immediately become the "it" topic.

Well, that's how we hear it. <script><!-- D(["mb","Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new,

previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:

Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for

many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that,

believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much

everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just walked

into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass

on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn't there. So even if it is

not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise

being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in

Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation

that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but

never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise

goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around

him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for

indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise's

housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted

to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In

each instance, the "relationship" is actually a contract that gives the

women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago, Marisol,

the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his

",1] ); //--></script> <script><!-- D(["mb","own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing

Cruise's people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second,

Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend.

Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba

(#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally

targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen

Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the

one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the

right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's

behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah.

Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its

normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second page news while the

tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had

to immediately become the "it" topic.

Well, that's how we hear it.

Melissa Soliman ~ Zeisler, Zeisler & Rawson LLP

-----Original Message-----

From: melissa [mailto:mbeck@orionequitycredit.com]

Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 3:41 PM

To: Melissa@zzrllp.com

Subject: Hi

Hi M

How is everything? How is Jake? Just a note to say hi and see what's new.

TTFN

",1] ); //--></script>

 
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Originally Posted by Marisol

I don't know if this is true or not but its pretty freaking hilarious. Note Rob Thomas wife's name.
Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob Thomas

Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new,

previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:

Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for

many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that,

believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much

everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just walked

into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass

on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn't there. So even if it is

not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise

being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in

Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation

that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but

never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise

goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around

him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for

indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise's

housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted

to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In

each instance, the "relationship" is actually a contract that gives the

women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago, Marisol,

the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his

own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing

Cruise's people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second,

Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend.

Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba

(#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally

targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen

Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the

one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the

right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's

behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah.

Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its

normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second page news while the

tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had

to immediately become the "it" topic.

Well, that's how we hear it.
 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM sorry but my tom is so not gay,atleast in my dreams he is not!!!!!!!!


 
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Hmmm.. too funny!!
I wouldn't put it past him to be involved in such a huge conspiracy... But even if he isn't gay, he's definitely weird and seems to be a little on the arrogant side for such a little man... BUT, he'll always have The Minority Report as his saving grace...
 
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You how in highschool just about everyone in the theater department was gay? Well, guess what happened when all those kids grew up and went to Hollywood!? And why on earth would anyone marry Nicole Kidman, and then ADOPT children!? Adoption is great, but why weren't they making their own children???

 
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Originally Posted by suzukigrrl You how in highschool just about everyone in the theater department was gay? Well, guess what happened when all those kids grew up and went to Hollywood!? And why on earth would anyone marry Nicole Kidman, and then ADOPT children!? Adoption is great, but why weren't they making their own children??? OK, I really don't care to speculate about Tom Cruise's sexual orientation, but did they ever say why they adopted? Did they have fertility issues? Because I personally would rather adopt than undergo fertility treatments if I learn we have fertility problems, with so many children needing a good home! Or maybe they just feel very strongly about adoption; some couples adopt even if they can have children (or already have a few of their own)! (My ex always said he wanted a few kids of his own, then wanted to adopt baby girls from China!)
Anyways, I'll let you all go back to your gossip now


 
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Oh I could totally buy that whole rumor! It would explain a lot! I mean we've all seen how hesitant Katie was to kiss him on the red carpet that one time ( I believe it was the first time they were seen in public together). Either way that is a funny story! It would also explain why he and Nicole ended things and how they have remained such good friends.

 
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Years ago I heard that Tom Cruise was sterile. Also don't forget he was married to Mimi Rogers before Nicole Kidman. I don't know a lot about Scientology but anyone who preaches or pushes their beliefs onto anyone else can go fly a kite in my book.

 
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Wow... Mimi Rogers.... she had so slipped out of my memory bank... even now, I can't even get a mental image of her....

How sad...
... Tom has no chance of making mini couch jumping Cruises... if that's the case, it's a very good thing that he didn't become bitter and say children be damned, and then just remain childless...

Originally Posted by elljmz Years ago I heard that Tom Cruise was sterile. Also don't forget he was married to Mimi Rogers before Nicole Kidman. I don't know a lot about Scientology but anyone who preaches or pushes their beliefs onto anyone else can go fly a kite in my book.
 
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I have also heard that Tom Cruise is sterile. As for the gay issue. This has been a rumor for years. I personally do believe he is gay. I have read that Scientologists are against homosexuality. That could be one of the reasons why he doesn't come out. Of course I am only speculating.

 

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