Originally Posted by
Californian According to news sources, Sean Combs (aka rapper, P. Diddy), Sting and Dave Navarro are each planning to create and market their own lines of fragrances.
I have taken it upon myself to come up with appropriate names for their new fragrance lines. Feel free to post your ideas as well.
Possible P. Diddy's Fragrance Names:
1. "Bust a Move, witch" -(An intoxicating, fast driving fragrance that brings out the sexy ho in you).
2. "Tallent Challenge" -(A stirring fragrance that DARES you to have actual tallent!)
3. "Mo Delicious!" -(After all, what could be "mo delicious" than a good smelling witch?)
Possible Sting Fragrance Names:
1. "Tantric 60" -(For those who like to brag about how they can smell (and last) for a good 20 hours straight at age 60 while sexitizing one's mate in an everlasting yoga position.)
2. "Attitude" -(A superior scent for those of you who are GODS stuck in mere mortal bodies)
3. "Roxanne" -(A cheap bar-scent that's not just for those in the red light district!)
Possible Dave Navarro Frangrance Names:
1. "He She" -(Keep them guessing with a scent that is both masculine and feminine; you never know what you'll attract!)
2. "Drug-o-Choice" -(Better than heroine, this musky scent will make you forget that you're a man ... or a woman ... it won't matter, after all,
nothing does!)
3. "Tattoo Tabu" -(An ecclectic purple-colored scent that you paint all over your body because everyone knows your freaky like that any way. They won't bat an eye, but you will smell like Dave's favorite: Grape vodka!)
OMG!!! ROFLMAO..I bow before your throne ..Goddess of Giggles..You made me wet myself