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The Parrot

> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's

> mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and

> tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite

> words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean

> up" the bird's vocabulary.

>

> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled

> back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

> John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in

> the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and

> screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for

> over a minute.

>

> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

> freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

> said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and

> actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions

> and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and

> unforgivable behavior."

>

> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about

> to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,

> the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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