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I got this from my friend today and thought that it was hilarious. It sure beats those mushy emails.

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always

sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a

series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

<script><!-- D(["mb","> much worse it could be and to quit whining.

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> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

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> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well

> again. I don't want whatever you have.

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> 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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> This is my oath..I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask.

Because

> you are my friend.

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> Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because

> you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you

right

> now anyway.

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-Shannon-

*Simply Blessed *

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6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask.

Because you are my friend.

 
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LOL

OMG This is amazing!!!! Thanks so much for sharing, I am so sending this to my friends!!!!


I love no.1 the best, it is so true!!


 
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THis is cute... I've seen this before & its still so good! LOL

 
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What happened to the thread? I didn't have a reply box... so i did a quick reply - that was all that was there! LOL


 
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I love # 1 & *. My friends always rag on my for something that I did when I was drunk one night. I usually can do silly stuff with out them noticing but this time they notices and I get ragged on all the time. Oh, how I cherish their friendships.

 

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