1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you.
2. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent
lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of
it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is
cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of
intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30
years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you
realize you haven't
gone to sleep yet
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a
personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is
done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If @ssholes could fly, this place would be an
airport
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